If i were a lawyer, i won't defend your case. EVER.

case 1:

Musa: whats your degree? which is your weak eye?

Fairuz: My right eye (points at left)

.........


case 2:

Fairuz:this fish is weird, i mean, its the weirdest looking fish i've ever seen, have you ever seen anything like it?
Farveez: yes i have. i've seen a 3 eyed fish on the simpsons
Fairuz: oh... so have u eaten it before?

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case 3:

We were all out of the club walking around thinking of what to do.
Marcus, " do you wana go back home? (after clubbing)"
Fairuz, " ...........................................................................................................are you serious?"

case 4:
Fairuz, " i defend my case for having not taken out a bucket from my head because it just happened too fast. i didn't know what to do next. "

case 5:
Marcus, "so what would u give me to take down this blog"
Fairuz, "i'll not sabo u on your birthday."

....... sweet fairuz just sweet. u got saboed on someone elses bday. what makes u think it won't happen again bucketrooz?