If i were a lawyer, i won't defend your case. EVER.

case 1:

Musa: whats your degree? which is your weak eye?

Fairuz: My right eye (points at left)

.........


case 2:

Fairuz:this fish is weird, i mean, its the weirdest looking fish i've ever seen, have you ever seen anything like it?
Farveez: yes i have. i've seen a 3 eyed fish on the simpsons
Fairuz: oh... so have u eaten it before?

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case 3:

We were all out of the club walking around thinking of what to do.
Marcus, " do you wana go back home? (after clubbing)"
Fairuz, " ...........................................................................................................are you serious?"

case 4:
Fairuz, " i defend my case for having not taken out a bucket from my head because it just happened too fast. i didn't know what to do next. "

case 5:
Marcus, "so what would u give me to take down this blog"
Fairuz, "i'll not sabo u on your birthday."

....... sweet fairuz just sweet. u got saboed on someone elses bday. what makes u think it won't happen again bucketrooz?

Imagine this phenomena. you have to remain quiet in case you disturb it.

Fairuz doing IQ test.

blooper 1:

A square with 2 congruent triangles on 2 sides of the square (making it 4 TRIANGLES)

make a cube.


blooper 2:

if fairuz was the 6th oldest in class and also the 6th youngest...

there is..... 12 students in class?

blooper 3:

fairuz, "oh look at the pwetty kitty at the side banner!"

in a timed iq test.

blooper 4:

i dun even want to describe this. how the hell were u able to make 6 mistakes when i told you specifically what can't happen and everyone still hinted you???

joke:

Farveez lights up a cigarette

fairuz, " can u smoke outside the room?"

marcus, "i was smoking just now in the room when u were doing the IQ test"

Farveez, "maybe her brain was like an overworked CPU, one task makes the other tasks crash"

joke 2:

Fairuz, "i'm not gonna do anymore studies tonight. the IQ test has tired me out, along with the chinese IQ test."

Marcus, "isn't the test like 15 minutes only?"

Fairuz, "no! i did it in 10 mins!"

fairuz...... 10min > 15min?

lol.. fairuz. i'm not closing this down and u know why. hahaha

Buddhi: hey hey latest news. ok. pretend i'm fairuz. and musa is gwen..
Musa: okok

(fairuz giggles)

Buddhi: hey how come your room is so dark ah??
Musa: oh because i turned off the lights
Buddhi(looks surprised): really? ohhhhh......

zzz

oh yes yes. according to the comments on the left box, and her feedback at dinner i'm apparently VERY inaccurate. i mean. it would TOTALLY not be a joke because... :
1. it was a sms. SO IT WOULD BE LESS FUNNY HAHA.
2. she didn't mention dbl o. but merely that she would go clubbing.

darn girl. i never saw it in that light. i almost thought it wasn't funny.

she's at it again

fairuz," hey lets go to dbl o!"
emily, "well okay let me call my frens.."
ring ring
blah blah blah
emily," my frens are going powerhouse..."
fairuz,"pretty pretty please....?"
emily,"alright alright.... lets meet at O bar."
..
...
....
fairuz," erm.. you know.... i'm not really a bar person.... "

cool fairuz. just freaking cool.

so we were at dinner the other day...

Farveez: i need a plan for tuesday, just in case i'd be alive.
Aravind: yes you do. just in case
..
Fairuz: why won't you be alive on tuesday?

farveez: i mean there is the chance that i might die

Fairuz: but you are going to be alive on tuesday what

farveez: ..... yes. but are you sure i will be alive? there is a chance i might die right?

Fairuz: no but...

Farveez: are you sure you are going to be alive on tuesday?

Fairuz: no...

Farveez: yeah. but. no wait. why are we talking about life and death

Marcus: you make things so philosophical
real meaning: OMG WHY CAN'T YOU GET A JOKE.


Part 2
Fairuz: i only don't think when i'm tired, and i think when i'm not tired.
Farveez: so you are tired now?
Fairuz: no... i'm thinking now!
Marcus: but you just said a load of bull (look on top)
Fairuz: thats coz i wasn't thinking
Marcus: so you're tired.
Fairuz: no i'm not tired. and i'm thinking, you just put everything out of context.
Farveez: but you agree that everything he said is according to what you said
Fairuz: no but its... argh!!!
and
dadadadadadadadada
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Marcus: so when are you tired and not tired, and thinking and not thinking
Fairuz: i'm always thinking, i'm very smart
Farveez. u just contradicted everything u said.

DUH

theres one part thats missing. can someone fill me in about that part?

heard of the story of lloyd and fairuz? no further comments. please direct your questions to her.

Marcus," you and that boy are going down on this blog today?"

(not knowing his name)

Fairuz," what thing! what did i do?"

Marcus," you know what... oh by the way. whats his name?"

Fairuz," lloyd"



.... geez you're too easy to siphon information from.

Fairuz,"ok guys, i want to have a fun night without you guys dissing me"
Farveez," ok, don't talk to us." <--punchline 1
Fairuz," argh!" walks towards emily
emily," &*$(#*I@* )(@*$&$((# (or something like that)"
... walks away from fairuz <-- punchline 2
Fairuz left alone.

the end. scene cut.

" Entertaining and Intellectual both start with I.... oh wait."

theory of physics 2, "the crumbs flew towards the fan and then rebounded back beside me..."

"... is there sugar in tea bags?"

Theory of physics, "The crumbs bounced off farveez and fell on the bed beside me... "