Master's Test

Okay so I feel a bit about this...no I lie..I actually don't. This is how the story unfolds:

Me on Fairuz's facebook:
btw how are you going to pass master's test at the end of the sem?

Fairuz's reply:
what test?don't bother lying to me.there's NO SUCH THING. and i did apply to stay during the later part of the holidays....and for my own peace of mind,when that is shan't be disclosed to you! =D


Then a series of private messages ensued:

Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:34pm
if you're not even sure it exists your'e in trouble! just wanted to give you a heads up..basically master calls in every senior for an interview at the end of the year..and asks them questions...(that require thought) so yah wondering how you'll pass :P


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:36pm
but im not a senior....im a freshie.why would he call me in for the "test".makes no sense!


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:36pm
See this is why you'd fail the test.. at the end of the year, you'll be classified a senior .. geez


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:39pm
ok fine!grrr....u do realise that i can check the authenticity of this test with other seniors right?so no point in u trying to fool me into believeing such a thing exists?


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:50pm
sure go ahead, except you'll look like a retard hahah but hey you're one anyway so no harm right?


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:52pm
aha! caught u lying! i will ONLY seem like a retard IF the test doesn't exist.this might come as a surprise for someone who underestimates me so....but i'm 100% sure my analysis is correct!it ALWAYS is!:P


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:53pm
No, you will seem like a retard, because it exists and you dindt know about it for so long =_=' your'e pathetic


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:56pm
don't be so caught up in your lie that you lose grip on reality.and reality is...there's no such thing.period.and YOU know it.making me ask someone would just make me seem utterly gullible.hence i won't bother,coz i know i'm right!(:


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:57pm
you really need a check on things , didnt want to embarass you thats why i msged you lol.. else i'd have put it up there for everyone to read your logical fallacies


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 8:03pm
oh no.....u were being serious all along?ahh....how kind of u to think of my potential embarassment(:and the test can't possibly be hard....i can use my brain whenever the occasion calls for it u know:p

So there you go, Fairuz enlightens us again! Okay so this could have happened to anyone.. actually I lie again...it could only happen to you Fairuz :P

PS: I'm sorry Fairuz, but I couldn't let this golden opportunity pass - as they say on MTV, you got Punk'd

HEY HEY WELCOME BACK KIDS!

latest i've heard. on request to put this up

classics 1:

what happens when you over take number 2

fairuz: NUMBER 1 OF COURSE. i'm sure of it.

what happens when you overtake the last man

fairuz: you become second last
(really? overtake the last man? thats hard)

oh. btw, just a general notice about the video. you can actually put it up here
no prob. send it to me

oh fairuz. it was also funny how your fren commented about how long you took to dress up
even though we hardly know her. find out more. from farveez or marcus




on another note. we are sad to say that the influences of fairuz's... nevermind. has reached her dearest fren gwen. who, after having been told that farveez went to a clinical trial to push tortoise for 2 weeks (which is a lie for those who actually believe it), now believes that the singapore sewage system can be used to connect to the internet. and that the sewage is currently resolved by the means of artificial propagation of a minute black hole.

LET THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM OF STUPIDITY CONTINUE TO EXIST~!

new stuff over a collective period. so many that i think i've forgotten quite a few
since i'm doing a project on leadership and influence tactics. lets see how she fares in this


influence 1
gwen: can i see your food
marcus: i will bitch slap you
musa: hahahahaa you know whats a bitch slap?
gwen: yeah the one on facebook.

............. AREA OF EFFECT INFLUENCE

oh theres a continuation for this.
fairuz: blah glub bleah bug bio32 diaodf (rubbish)
musa, gwen and marcus (and farveez):huh??
gwen: you were safe if you had just shut up


influence 2
farveez tripped over the stairs

ARGHHH

........... AOE INFLUENCE AGAIN

influence 3
inspirational appeal

fairuz: i am smart

........ wow. i mean. we're not even saying you're egoistic anymore. we're just laughing at the contradiction/ irony / hypocrisy and every possible word that means thats a lie.






STAY TUNED for those who wanna watch the video of FAIRUZ IN ACTION. otherwise known as FIA~! please refer to video posted on facebook by buddhima!

If i were a lawyer, i won't defend your case. EVER.

case 1:

Musa: whats your degree? which is your weak eye?

Fairuz: My right eye (points at left)

.........


case 2:

Fairuz:this fish is weird, i mean, its the weirdest looking fish i've ever seen, have you ever seen anything like it?
Farveez: yes i have. i've seen a 3 eyed fish on the simpsons
Fairuz: oh... so have u eaten it before?

.......................................

case 3:

We were all out of the club walking around thinking of what to do.
Marcus, " do you wana go back home? (after clubbing)"
Fairuz, " ...........................................................................................................are you serious?"

case 4:
Fairuz, " i defend my case for having not taken out a bucket from my head because it just happened too fast. i didn't know what to do next. "

case 5:
Marcus, "so what would u give me to take down this blog"
Fairuz, "i'll not sabo u on your birthday."

....... sweet fairuz just sweet. u got saboed on someone elses bday. what makes u think it won't happen again bucketrooz?

Imagine this phenomena. you have to remain quiet in case you disturb it.

Fairuz doing IQ test.

blooper 1:

A square with 2 congruent triangles on 2 sides of the square (making it 4 TRIANGLES)

make a cube.


blooper 2:

if fairuz was the 6th oldest in class and also the 6th youngest...

there is..... 12 students in class?

blooper 3:

fairuz, "oh look at the pwetty kitty at the side banner!"

in a timed iq test.

blooper 4:

i dun even want to describe this. how the hell were u able to make 6 mistakes when i told you specifically what can't happen and everyone still hinted you???

joke:

Farveez lights up a cigarette

fairuz, " can u smoke outside the room?"

marcus, "i was smoking just now in the room when u were doing the IQ test"

Farveez, "maybe her brain was like an overworked CPU, one task makes the other tasks crash"

joke 2:

Fairuz, "i'm not gonna do anymore studies tonight. the IQ test has tired me out, along with the chinese IQ test."

Marcus, "isn't the test like 15 minutes only?"

Fairuz, "no! i did it in 10 mins!"

fairuz...... 10min > 15min?

lol.. fairuz. i'm not closing this down and u know why. hahaha

Buddhi: hey hey latest news. ok. pretend i'm fairuz. and musa is gwen..
Musa: okok

(fairuz giggles)

Buddhi: hey how come your room is so dark ah??
Musa: oh because i turned off the lights
Buddhi(looks surprised): really? ohhhhh......

zzz

oh yes yes. according to the comments on the left box, and her feedback at dinner i'm apparently VERY inaccurate. i mean. it would TOTALLY not be a joke because... :
1. it was a sms. SO IT WOULD BE LESS FUNNY HAHA.
2. she didn't mention dbl o. but merely that she would go clubbing.

darn girl. i never saw it in that light. i almost thought it wasn't funny.

she's at it again

fairuz," hey lets go to dbl o!"
emily, "well okay let me call my frens.."
ring ring
blah blah blah
emily," my frens are going powerhouse..."
fairuz,"pretty pretty please....?"
emily,"alright alright.... lets meet at O bar."
..
...
....
fairuz," erm.. you know.... i'm not really a bar person.... "

cool fairuz. just freaking cool.

so we were at dinner the other day...

Farveez: i need a plan for tuesday, just in case i'd be alive.
Aravind: yes you do. just in case
..
Fairuz: why won't you be alive on tuesday?

farveez: i mean there is the chance that i might die

Fairuz: but you are going to be alive on tuesday what

farveez: ..... yes. but are you sure i will be alive? there is a chance i might die right?

Fairuz: no but...

Farveez: are you sure you are going to be alive on tuesday?

Fairuz: no...

Farveez: yeah. but. no wait. why are we talking about life and death

Marcus: you make things so philosophical
real meaning: OMG WHY CAN'T YOU GET A JOKE.


Part 2
Fairuz: i only don't think when i'm tired, and i think when i'm not tired.
Farveez: so you are tired now?
Fairuz: no... i'm thinking now!
Marcus: but you just said a load of bull (look on top)
Fairuz: thats coz i wasn't thinking
Marcus: so you're tired.
Fairuz: no i'm not tired. and i'm thinking, you just put everything out of context.
Farveez: but you agree that everything he said is according to what you said
Fairuz: no but its... argh!!!
and
dadadadadadadadada
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Marcus: so when are you tired and not tired, and thinking and not thinking
Fairuz: i'm always thinking, i'm very smart
Farveez. u just contradicted everything u said.

DUH

theres one part thats missing. can someone fill me in about that part?

heard of the story of lloyd and fairuz? no further comments. please direct your questions to her.

Marcus," you and that boy are going down on this blog today?"

(not knowing his name)

Fairuz," what thing! what did i do?"

Marcus," you know what... oh by the way. whats his name?"

Fairuz," lloyd"



.... geez you're too easy to siphon information from.

Fairuz,"ok guys, i want to have a fun night without you guys dissing me"
Farveez," ok, don't talk to us." <--punchline 1
Fairuz," argh!" walks towards emily
emily," &*$(#*I@* )(@*$&$((# (or something like that)"
... walks away from fairuz <-- punchline 2
Fairuz left alone.

the end. scene cut.

" Entertaining and Intellectual both start with I.... oh wait."

theory of physics 2, "the crumbs flew towards the fan and then rebounded back beside me..."

"... is there sugar in tea bags?"

Theory of physics, "The crumbs bounced off farveez and fell on the bed beside me... "