So the four of us (Musa, H, BFF and myself) were heading back from PGP after some lunch up those long damn stairs to KE, and Ms. Aledroos comes up with a brilliant suggestion:
Fairuz: If only they had travellators...
Me: Don't you mean escalators, 'coz travellators are only for flat surfaces.
Fairuz: Umm...no I meant travellators for the flat parts between the flights of stairs...
Indeed according to BFF, the reason why the CLIMB to KE is so annoyingly tiring is because of the "flat parts" between the flights of stairs, not actually the FLIGHT OF STAIRS itself!
Incredulous..simply incredulous...
Friday, January 4, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
BFF Tries Showering Without Towel
KE7 - Reports say that Ms. Aledroos was trying to shower without a towel. It is alleged that after she finished showering (a whole 49 minute session) she then realised she was missing something. Another ten minutes later after checking whether she had her make-up and other accessories with her, she then realised that she'd forgotten her towel.
However, all seems to have gone well, because she claims she managed to clean and dry herself without pulling off a "marcus" (the event where one runs to one's room dripping wet and butt naked if one has forgotten one's towel). It is still uncertain how she did pull this off, as she couldn't be reached for further questions.
She did however learn one valuable lesson (which most would say she ought to have known to begin with). "Never underestimate a towel's importance", she advised. We here at "The Greatest Quotes of BFF" think she should long for a towel in 2008 instead of just a pillow...
However, all seems to have gone well, because she claims she managed to clean and dry herself without pulling off a "marcus" (the event where one runs to one's room dripping wet and butt naked if one has forgotten one's towel). It is still uncertain how she did pull this off, as she couldn't be reached for further questions.
She did however learn one valuable lesson (which most would say she ought to have known to begin with). "Never underestimate a towel's importance", she advised. We here at "The Greatest Quotes of BFF" think she should long for a towel in 2008 instead of just a pillow...
Friday, December 14, 2007
Master's Test
Okay so I feel a bit about this...no I lie..I actually don't. This is how the story unfolds:
Me on Fairuz's facebook:
btw how are you going to pass master's test at the end of the sem?
Fairuz's reply:
what test?don't bother lying to me.there's NO SUCH THING. and i did apply to stay during the later part of the holidays....and for my own peace of mind,when that is shan't be disclosed to you! =D
Then a series of private messages ensued:
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:34pm
if you're not even sure it exists your'e in trouble! just wanted to give you a heads up..basically master calls in every senior for an interview at the end of the year..and asks them questions...(that require thought) so yah wondering how you'll pass :P
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:36pm
but im not a senior....im a freshie.why would he call me in for the "test".makes no sense!
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:36pm
See this is why you'd fail the test.. at the end of the year, you'll be classified a senior .. geez
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:39pm
ok fine!grrr....u do realise that i can check the authenticity of this test with other seniors right?so no point in u trying to fool me into believeing such a thing exists?
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:50pm
sure go ahead, except you'll look like a retard hahah but hey you're one anyway so no harm right?
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:52pm
aha! caught u lying! i will ONLY seem like a retard IF the test doesn't exist.this might come as a surprise for someone who underestimates me so....but i'm 100% sure my analysis is correct!it ALWAYS is!:P
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:53pm
No, you will seem like a retard, because it exists and you dindt know about it for so long =_=' your'e pathetic
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:56pm
don't be so caught up in your lie that you lose grip on reality.and reality is...there's no such thing.period.and YOU know it.making me ask someone would just make me seem utterly gullible.hence i won't bother,coz i know i'm right!(:
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:57pm
you really need a check on things , didnt want to embarass you thats why i msged you lol.. else i'd have put it up there for everyone to read your logical fallacies
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 8:03pm
oh no.....u were being serious all along?ahh....how kind of u to think of my potential embarassment(:and the test can't possibly be hard....i can use my brain whenever the occasion calls for it u know:p
So there you go, Fairuz enlightens us again! Okay so this could have happened to anyone.. actually I lie again...it could only happen to you Fairuz :P
PS: I'm sorry Fairuz, but I couldn't let this golden opportunity pass - as they say on MTV, you got Punk'd
Me on Fairuz's facebook:
btw how are you going to pass master's test at the end of the sem?
Fairuz's reply:
what test?don't bother lying to me.there's NO SUCH THING. and i did apply to stay during the later part of the holidays....and for my own peace of mind,when that is shan't be disclosed to you! =D
Then a series of private messages ensued:
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:34pm
if you're not even sure it exists your'e in trouble! just wanted to give you a heads up..basically master calls in every senior for an interview at the end of the year..and asks them questions...(that require thought) so yah wondering how you'll pass :P
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:36pm
but im not a senior....im a freshie.why would he call me in for the "test".makes no sense!
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:36pm
See this is why you'd fail the test.. at the end of the year, you'll be classified a senior .. geez
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:39pm
ok fine!grrr....u do realise that i can check the authenticity of this test with other seniors right?so no point in u trying to fool me into believeing such a thing exists?
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:50pm
sure go ahead, except you'll look like a retard hahah but hey you're one anyway so no harm right?
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:52pm
aha! caught u lying! i will ONLY seem like a retard IF the test doesn't exist.this might come as a surprise for someone who underestimates me so....but i'm 100% sure my analysis is correct!it ALWAYS is!:P
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:53pm
No, you will seem like a retard, because it exists and you dindt know about it for so long =_=' your'e pathetic
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:56pm
don't be so caught up in your lie that you lose grip on reality.and reality is...there's no such thing.period.and YOU know it.making me ask someone would just make me seem utterly gullible.hence i won't bother,coz i know i'm right!(:
Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:57pm
you really need a check on things , didnt want to embarass you thats why i msged you lol.. else i'd have put it up there for everyone to read your logical fallacies
Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 8:03pm
oh no.....u were being serious all along?ahh....how kind of u to think of my potential embarassment(:and the test can't possibly be hard....i can use my brain whenever the occasion calls for it u know:p
So there you go, Fairuz enlightens us again! Okay so this could have happened to anyone.. actually I lie again...it could only happen to you Fairuz :P
PS: I'm sorry Fairuz, but I couldn't let this golden opportunity pass - as they say on MTV, you got Punk'd
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
HEY HEY WELCOME BACK KIDS!
latest i've heard. on request to put this up
classics 1:
what happens when you over take number 2
fairuz: NUMBER 1 OF COURSE. i'm sure of it.
what happens when you overtake the last man
fairuz: you become second last
(really? overtake the last man? thats hard)
oh. btw, just a general notice about the video. you can actually put it up here
no prob. send it to me
oh fairuz. it was also funny how your fren commented about how long you took to dress up
even though we hardly know her. find out more. from farveez or marcus
on another note. we are sad to say that the influences of fairuz's... nevermind. has reached her dearest fren gwen. who, after having been told that farveez went to a clinical trial to push tortoise for 2 weeks (which is a lie for those who actually believe it), now believes that the singapore sewage system can be used to connect to the internet. and that the sewage is currently resolved by the means of artificial propagation of a minute black hole.
LET THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM OF STUPIDITY CONTINUE TO EXIST~!
latest i've heard. on request to put this up
classics 1:
what happens when you over take number 2
fairuz: NUMBER 1 OF COURSE. i'm sure of it.
what happens when you overtake the last man
fairuz: you become second last
(really? overtake the last man? thats hard)
oh. btw, just a general notice about the video. you can actually put it up here
no prob. send it to me
oh fairuz. it was also funny how your fren commented about how long you took to dress up
even though we hardly know her. find out more. from farveez or marcus
on another note. we are sad to say that the influences of fairuz's... nevermind. has reached her dearest fren gwen. who, after having been told that farveez went to a clinical trial to push tortoise for 2 weeks (which is a lie for those who actually believe it), now believes that the singapore sewage system can be used to connect to the internet. and that the sewage is currently resolved by the means of artificial propagation of a minute black hole.
LET THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM OF STUPIDITY CONTINUE TO EXIST~!
Sunday, November 4, 2007
new stuff over a collective period. so many that i think i've forgotten quite a few
since i'm doing a project on leadership and influence tactics. lets see how she fares in this
influence 1
gwen: can i see your food
marcus: i will bitch slap you
musa: hahahahaa you know whats a bitch slap?
gwen: yeah the one on facebook.
............. AREA OF EFFECT INFLUENCE
oh theres a continuation for this.
fairuz: blah glub bleah bug bio32 diaodf (rubbish)
musa, gwen and marcus (and farveez):huh??
gwen: you were safe if you had just shut up
influence 2
farveez tripped over the stairs
ARGHHH
........... AOE INFLUENCE AGAIN
influence 3
inspirational appeal
fairuz: i am smart
........ wow. i mean. we're not even saying you're egoistic anymore. we're just laughing at the contradiction/ irony / hypocrisy and every possible word that means thats a lie.
STAY TUNED for those who wanna watch the video of FAIRUZ IN ACTION. otherwise known as FIA~! please refer to video posted on facebook by buddhima!
since i'm doing a project on leadership and influence tactics. lets see how she fares in this
influence 1
gwen: can i see your food
marcus: i will bitch slap you
musa: hahahahaa you know whats a bitch slap?
gwen: yeah the one on facebook.
............. AREA OF EFFECT INFLUENCE
oh theres a continuation for this.
fairuz: blah glub bleah bug bio32 diaodf (rubbish)
musa, gwen and marcus (and farveez):huh??
gwen: you were safe if you had just shut up
influence 2
farveez tripped over the stairs
ARGHHH
........... AOE INFLUENCE AGAIN
influence 3
inspirational appeal
fairuz: i am smart
........ wow. i mean. we're not even saying you're egoistic anymore. we're just laughing at the contradiction/ irony / hypocrisy and every possible word that means thats a lie.
STAY TUNED for those who wanna watch the video of FAIRUZ IN ACTION. otherwise known as FIA~! please refer to video posted on facebook by buddhima!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
If i were a lawyer, i won't defend your case. EVER.
case 1:
Musa: whats your degree? which is your weak eye?
Fairuz: My right eye (points at left)
.........
case 2:
Fairuz:this fish is weird, i mean, its the weirdest looking fish i've ever seen, have you ever seen anything like it?
Farveez: yes i have. i've seen a 3 eyed fish on the simpsons
Fairuz: oh... so have u eaten it before?
.......................................
case 3:
We were all out of the club walking around thinking of what to do.
Marcus, " do you wana go back home? (after clubbing)"
Fairuz, " ...........................................................................................................are you serious?"
case 4:
Fairuz, " i defend my case for having not taken out a bucket from my head because it just happened too fast. i didn't know what to do next. "
case 5:
Marcus, "so what would u give me to take down this blog"
Fairuz, "i'll not sabo u on your birthday."
....... sweet fairuz just sweet. u got saboed on someone elses bday. what makes u think it won't happen again bucketrooz?
case 1:
Musa: whats your degree? which is your weak eye?
Fairuz: My right eye (points at left)
.........
case 2:
Fairuz:this fish is weird, i mean, its the weirdest looking fish i've ever seen, have you ever seen anything like it?
Farveez: yes i have. i've seen a 3 eyed fish on the simpsons
Fairuz: oh... so have u eaten it before?
.......................................
case 3:
We were all out of the club walking around thinking of what to do.
Marcus, " do you wana go back home? (after clubbing)"
Fairuz, " ...........................................................................................................are you serious?"
case 4:
Fairuz, " i defend my case for having not taken out a bucket from my head because it just happened too fast. i didn't know what to do next. "
case 5:
Marcus, "so what would u give me to take down this blog"
Fairuz, "i'll not sabo u on your birthday."
....... sweet fairuz just sweet. u got saboed on someone elses bday. what makes u think it won't happen again bucketrooz?
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Imagine this phenomena. you have to remain quiet in case you disturb it.
Fairuz doing IQ test.
blooper 1:
A square with 2 congruent triangles on 2 sides of the square (making it 4 TRIANGLES)
make a cube.
blooper 2:
if fairuz was the 6th oldest in class and also the 6th youngest...
there is..... 12 students in class?
blooper 3:
fairuz, "oh look at the pwetty kitty at the side banner!"
in a timed iq test.
blooper 4:
i dun even want to describe this. how the hell were u able to make 6 mistakes when i told you specifically what can't happen and everyone still hinted you???
joke:
Farveez lights up a cigarette
fairuz, " can u smoke outside the room?"
marcus, "i was smoking just now in the room when u were doing the IQ test"
Farveez, "maybe her brain was like an overworked CPU, one task makes the other tasks crash"
joke 2:
Fairuz, "i'm not gonna do anymore studies tonight. the IQ test has tired me out, along with the chinese IQ test."
Marcus, "isn't the test like 15 minutes only?"
Fairuz, "no! i did it in 10 mins!"
fairuz...... 10min > 15min?
lol.. fairuz. i'm not closing this down and u know why. hahaha
Fairuz doing IQ test.
blooper 1:
A square with 2 congruent triangles on 2 sides of the square (making it 4 TRIANGLES)
make a cube.
blooper 2:
if fairuz was the 6th oldest in class and also the 6th youngest...
there is..... 12 students in class?
blooper 3:
fairuz, "oh look at the pwetty kitty at the side banner!"
in a timed iq test.
blooper 4:
i dun even want to describe this. how the hell were u able to make 6 mistakes when i told you specifically what can't happen and everyone still hinted you???
joke:
Farveez lights up a cigarette
fairuz, " can u smoke outside the room?"
marcus, "i was smoking just now in the room when u were doing the IQ test"
Farveez, "maybe her brain was like an overworked CPU, one task makes the other tasks crash"
joke 2:
Fairuz, "i'm not gonna do anymore studies tonight. the IQ test has tired me out, along with the chinese IQ test."
Marcus, "isn't the test like 15 minutes only?"
Fairuz, "no! i did it in 10 mins!"
fairuz...... 10min > 15min?
lol.. fairuz. i'm not closing this down and u know why. hahaha
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