Master's Test

Okay so I feel a bit about this...no I lie..I actually don't. This is how the story unfolds:

Me on Fairuz's facebook:
btw how are you going to pass master's test at the end of the sem?

Fairuz's reply:
what test?don't bother lying to me.there's NO SUCH THING. and i did apply to stay during the later part of the holidays....and for my own peace of mind,when that is shan't be disclosed to you! =D


Then a series of private messages ensued:

Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:34pm
if you're not even sure it exists your'e in trouble! just wanted to give you a heads up..basically master calls in every senior for an interview at the end of the year..and asks them questions...(that require thought) so yah wondering how you'll pass :P


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:36pm
but im not a senior....im a freshie.why would he call me in for the "test".makes no sense!


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:36pm
See this is why you'd fail the test.. at the end of the year, you'll be classified a senior .. geez


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:39pm
ok fine!grrr....u do realise that i can check the authenticity of this test with other seniors right?so no point in u trying to fool me into believeing such a thing exists?


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:50pm
sure go ahead, except you'll look like a retard hahah but hey you're one anyway so no harm right?


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:52pm
aha! caught u lying! i will ONLY seem like a retard IF the test doesn't exist.this might come as a surprise for someone who underestimates me so....but i'm 100% sure my analysis is correct!it ALWAYS is!:P


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:53pm
No, you will seem like a retard, because it exists and you dindt know about it for so long =_=' your'e pathetic


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 7:56pm
don't be so caught up in your lie that you lose grip on reality.and reality is...there's no such thing.period.and YOU know it.making me ask someone would just make me seem utterly gullible.hence i won't bother,coz i know i'm right!(:


Shahzad Karamally
Today at 7:57pm
you really need a check on things , didnt want to embarass you thats why i msged you lol.. else i'd have put it up there for everyone to read your logical fallacies


Fairuz Aledroos
Today at 8:03pm
oh no.....u were being serious all along?ahh....how kind of u to think of my potential embarassment(:and the test can't possibly be hard....i can use my brain whenever the occasion calls for it u know:p

So there you go, Fairuz enlightens us again! Okay so this could have happened to anyone.. actually I lie again...it could only happen to you Fairuz :P

PS: I'm sorry Fairuz, but I couldn't let this golden opportunity pass - as they say on MTV, you got Punk'd

HEY HEY WELCOME BACK KIDS!

latest i've heard. on request to put this up

classics 1:

what happens when you over take number 2

fairuz: NUMBER 1 OF COURSE. i'm sure of it.

what happens when you overtake the last man

fairuz: you become second last
(really? overtake the last man? thats hard)

oh. btw, just a general notice about the video. you can actually put it up here
no prob. send it to me

oh fairuz. it was also funny how your fren commented about how long you took to dress up
even though we hardly know her. find out more. from farveez or marcus




on another note. we are sad to say that the influences of fairuz's... nevermind. has reached her dearest fren gwen. who, after having been told that farveez went to a clinical trial to push tortoise for 2 weeks (which is a lie for those who actually believe it), now believes that the singapore sewage system can be used to connect to the internet. and that the sewage is currently resolved by the means of artificial propagation of a minute black hole.

LET THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM OF STUPIDITY CONTINUE TO EXIST~!